Monday, July 2, 2007

crack crazed bird




What wondrous things lurk in the basement? i found this lovely toxic mutant bird the other day while cleaning, aint he a beaut? while he looks a little like he has smoked some toxic crack, he has a good reason for looking wacky in that my brother created him in elementary school. if you look at it from that perspective, its not so bad. but other than that, its the toxic crack thing, kind of like Whitney Houston, all that crack does weird things to ya. not that all that many birds are known for the smoking of the cracks and all, but you never know, maybe he had a rough childhood or something. I believe there to be a crazy looking turtle and a bear-sphinx-cat-thing that match the wonderousness of toxic bird somewhere in the basement as well, but i have yet to come across them and their loveliness. when i find them i fully intend to put them in a safe place so that one day i can proudly display them in my house, because my brother is an artistic genius. come to think about it, perhaps he was the one on crack instead of the bird...the mysteries continue.

2 comments:

Khadijha Caitlin said...

Oh my God thats funny! One side of the bird doesn't look so bad and the other well......crack....... definitley crack.

Oh and I checked out that Foody Blog, very cool.
You need to marry some British Chef and live in England so I can visit you often!

sweet_ass_holly said...

I totally remember that bird, sitting somewhere in the house in New Baltimore, that would be great if you found the kleenex holder that you made for David out of rocks and plastic arms!