Really?

Now, i don't know about you all, but we here at the home above the beastly basement enjoy keeping our jelly beans in the deep dark basement for safe keeping. This also allows them to mellow and age in the occasionally creepy environment, which brings out the height of flavor in the sophisticated life saver jelly beans that we all love and adore. And one more thing, WHAT? According to my mom, these suckers have been down in the basement for over 3 years, who does that? I mean really, after seeing pictures of my basement, would you have the great desire to eat anything that had been living and perhaps mutating, down there? And yet, thus far, i have not been able to bring myself to throw them out, i fear that unaware, i have contracted the infectious hoarding virus, send help!